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Today, my grandma walked into my house drunk. She was mumbling something about her being a badass because she beat someone with a pool stick at a bar. She's 68 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38498) - you deserved it (3754)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:10am - misc - by dareyale (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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Hey guys OP here. Well I love my grandma but she always decides to come in during the early hours of the morning. She's always been like this. This one time when I was younger she took me on a wild hunt for her boyfriend. We pulled up outside an old motel and there he was. In a car. With a Hooker. My grandma jumped out the car and took off. She pulled them both out the car and started beating him. Have you ever seen a Hooker take off so fast in heels?!

#106 - On 07/28/2013 at 4:41pm by dareyale

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Oh, Grandma ;)

#2 - On 07/26/2013 at 5:50am by puppster391

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