AlonsoKold
Clinton, United States
Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML
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AlonsoKold 15
They were just dried spaghetti noodles
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awkward611 26
unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that
FindingYujin 26
Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.
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FindingYujin 26
Well make them buy you new and better food that's more nutritious for you.
SmallyBigs 9
Yeah like fruits and veggies! And deep fried chicken
HowAreYouToday 34
Or Krabby Patties. Those seem healthy.
qwertkinz 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Besides dehydrated noodles, they're actually healthy.
ShadowNinja445 12
Actually #29, noodles have slim to no nutritional value.
salazara 10
Think of all the carbohydrates you consumed - not to mention the high levels of manganese and selenium and that's just the beginning!
yoyoforpeace 14
I just hope it's not ramen because you can die from having so much salt! No lie don't OD on ramen OP!
awkward611 26
unless you're a college student there's no excuse for that
daniel_0084 14
How would her parents even know she did it if she was in college?
daniel_0084 14
#17 How the hell do you understand eating a years worth of noodles in 2 weeks.
Joe9024 20
#24, I think 17 probably meant "can't".. On a second note who keeps a years supply of noodles on hand in the first place!?
Rawr6591 21
theres no excuse college student or not
kozzard 17
how much is considered a years supply? that should be taken into account before making judgements on how unhealthy it was
then000bster 16
Just look up one of those contests where they claim to give a "year" supply and find out if it honestly is. Maybe the noodle supply doesn't mean you can live off of it for a whole year, but means, if people live normally this is how many noodles they'd eat in a year.
Jelbeztok 17
if youre a college student, you have to try to conserve your noodles.
Jellybean22 14
When I was a freshman in high school my mom was an extreme coupon-er and bought a hundred boxes of ramen... I could NOT have finished that in TWO weeks, that's crazy.
KingFappington 10
Wow, just wow. Personally, I wish I had a years supply of noodles lol
Obey_StudBoii 23
I thought your username said KingFrappuccino.
TheOtherDude32 6
.....How?
ILoveMyArm 15
It just seems im-pasta-ble! I guess OP will have to face a pennelty for what they did.
picante72 24
Hypothetical consumption schedule: 14 days x 3 meals per day = 42 meals. 365 packs of ramen / 42 = 8.7 packs per meal or 26 packs per day. This guy has a problem.
8born8 18
dude, maths! really?! aint nobody got time for that... Mental Abuse To Humans. ugh.
AngrySailor 17
Smoking weed?
persianninja 23
How? Why would you eat that much in 2 weeks OP you need to eat some more healthy food
schalk 12
I was thinking that same thing - intervention, monstrous apatite, laziness. It's either weed or World of Warcraft.
Latino_Nino 10
That's all you ate ? Just..Noodles.?
Uramonkey 11
Hey on the bright side, that shit is cheap as ****!
JoeGrant 12
Was it Ramen?
8born8 18
its a type of noodle, i think they're egg based.same basic principle as "2minute noodles".
8born8 18
*sorry i thought you said what is ramen. damn dyslexia :(
8born8 18
aarrrggghhh! *DAMN
JoeGrant 12
No worries.
dinosxxrawr 22
practicing for college?
picante72 24
Actually OP joined a new church that worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Was this the equivalent of partaking in the body of Christ?
PresAgent 23
There's nothing wrong with that, ramen noodles are great! A little high in sodium, perhaps, but great nonetheless. Your family sounds a tad bit strange, OP. If that's their biggest concern, I'd say you're doing pretty good.
RedPillSucks 31
Eating a years supply of any food in two weeks is a problem. Although they don't say what a years supply is, but if they're on a budget and buy in bulk...
Poppipuff 14
It wouldn't be a year supply if it was normal to eat it in two weeks, it would rather be something like, I don't know, a two week supply.
deepunder 17
It seems like a year supply is at least 365 packets. Maybe not, if you're supposed to eat other food too. Logically Op ate over 42 packets.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Was it really all that necessary? Your parents took it a little overboard.
Jivesliven 24
A year's supply of food in less than a month. I'd have to say that it was pretty necessary.
DasHaas 9
I don't know how much "a year's supply" is to you, but if you eat it in two weeks, you're probably doing something wrong.
welllfuck 3
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