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Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML

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On 07/22/2013 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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The security cameras probably got it on tape.

#1 - On 07/22/2013 at 5:11pm by HereticalHomo

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This happens a lot where I live. I really can't believe nobody sees them walk in.

#2 - On 07/22/2013 at 5:13pm by NoMore_CoolNames

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