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Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw I chose fair, she mumbled "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

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On 07/21/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Ghostly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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so much for being professional. Hopefully you told her and she apologized.

#1 - On 07/21/2013 at 1:22pm by ireply_wlyrics

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that's just really unprofessional and rude of her. some people just don't know when to shut up.

#2 - On 07/21/2013 at 1:22pm by lolmigosh

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