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Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20486) - you deserved it (42002)

On 07/18/2013 at 2:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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I doubt you passed out from only 3 beers yourself. Seems like you didn't listen to your own rule.

#1 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:10pm by kathii01

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Did you follow your own drink limit? No. So why would anyone else listen if you dont follow your own rules?

#2 - On 07/18/2013 at 8:11pm by MissWhitneyB

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