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Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Festivaler - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

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Well, at least you won't have the smell of beer anymore. The cup of urine would be better to explain to your mom.

#1 - On 07/13/2013 at 9:47am by Melix

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Sounds like urine a pissy situation

#7 - On 07/13/2013 at 9:51am by LanaViolin

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