Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I drank cocktails and shots. On the way home, I had to pee so bad that I only got to the front door and peed all over our carpet. My mom saw the whole thing and my dad saw the aftermath with the super drenched carpet and shoes. My mom had to mop the floor after I ran to the bathroom. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Well, at least you won't have the smell of beer anymore. The cup of urine would be better to explain to your mom.
LanaViolin 10
Sounds like urine a pissy situation
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Comments (63)
Melix 31
Well, at least you won't have the smell of beer anymore. The cup of urine would be better to explain to your mom.
tsent8 15
Well, you see mom. I drank so much that I lost control of my bladder.
Melix 31
Who would believe their child if they said that they got beer all over themselves and that's why they smell like it?I know my parents wouldn't.
thatkidhesh 11
Throwing urine on yourself, while creative, is disgusting OP ;)
IStoleTheCookies 16
Yes, because getting a cup of piss lobbed at you is always voluntary.
littlemonster29 7
T in the Park?
grghillis96 15
That's just what I was thinking
monnanon 14
more likely to be knocked out by a full can there. plus thats today it would be a really quick post and moderation. my guess would be glasto, download or rockness. most probably glasto.
LittlestV 28
O2 Wireless?
downzi104 17
I was thinking yahoo wireless
The_Water_Ninja 9
OP, I'm sure ish you explained the situation, your mother might empathize with you
Jemm_fml 29
I call that scent - Canal #5.
SlapAndTickle 20
Or Douche D'or.
tsent8 15
Eua de toilet
whiplash2289 19
polo #1
hitmanoo 16
I suppose you'd smell so drunk that you soiled yourself...
bluebell707 13
Hope this didn't happen in the beginning of the festival!
LanaViolin 10
Sounds like urine a pissy situation
Athleticism 11
I hate you.
profoundkisses 18
Someone pissed you off, huh
soccerguy2 11
My dad always said it was better to be pissed off than pissed on but I guess both happened to op.
jw90 18
Febreze will cover that up for ya.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Of course, because it's not at all suspicious to smell of overpowering Febreze.
shadowfighter10 9
Waiting for the 3rd cup? The third times the charm!
peachesncreem 21
Hopefully it's a cup of Febreze lol
whiplash2289 19
I'd be more interested as to why someone is drinking a cup of Febreze.