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Today, my therapist told me to write any negative thoughts that I had on a piece of paper and then set fire to it. When I lit it in the trash can, huge flames broke out and I had to throw the trash can out my window to keep from setting my house on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (37512)

On 07/11/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

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Your therapist obviously thought you were a lost cause and was trying to get you to end it all.

I'd check to see of she took out an insurance policy on you recently.

#2 - On 07/11/2013 at 10:11am by DocBastard

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It might have been a pane in the ash, but I bet that it was relieving throwing your worries our the window like that. Nothing to get burned up about.

#4 - On 07/11/2013 at 10:12am by Pleonasm

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