WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 651
You deserved it 4 036

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ItsAnanya 25

OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.

Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.

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ItsAnanya 25

OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.

Damian95 16

That sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. Id invest in better security too.

Or a bad porno. Or a REALLY good porno.

RedPillSucks 31

no good porno involves anything with your mother

Unless you're into that Oedipus stuff

I don't think you've ever talked to an irrational mother.

Wizardo 33

Send her home... to her *care* home, sounds like she's a few years late in being admitted.

I'd like to know how you managed to get a place without having to give your mom a key.

Wizardo 33

Well I haven't since I'm still 17 and if I did, it will be in a city called Trust next to the River Faith :)

you sure do have a way with words for a 17yr old muggle

CelticSkye 13

To #28 - What in the hell are you talking about??

Wizardo 33

#59, I'm answering the question above by saying I would get my own place without my mum having a key as well by having her trust and faith in me, not hard to work out :)

your profile picture is surprisingly appropriate for a previous FML where the guy was studying to become a vet.

Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.

I thought they bred dogs to attack Anonymous?

ZombieInConverse 13

At least she cares about your well being...in a creepy, stalkerish overbearing sort of way..

i dont get why they rant they used to be just like this. We need to live a little.

Well now she's there, she may as well do your washing :D

BlueFlatts 20

Because she probably invited herself to stay the night, if not the rest of the week. You might as well get something out of it.

NagainaFier 16

Not to mention cooking! Mmm, homemade food, yes please.

If I said such a statement I'd get warned or blocked. And no I don't want either.

Move. A parent that crazy will not change. Put a few states in between you.

She will probably fly down to visit OP randomly too