Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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lainzilla 14
Your friend?
expertsmilee 26
Them, whether with money or an extreme ass whoopin'
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lainzilla 14
Your friend?
SammyS2012 21
If OP had any sense, the friend would pay
nix1993 41
If OP had any sense he would be friends with people that have a mental age over 7 years old.
Damian95 16
You gotta admit his friend sounds pretty fun though.
Damian95 16
Regarding my above statement... Except for the money part, id make his ass pay.
chabelo 10
yeah probably OPs "FRIEND" is hiding something in that laptop that he doesn't want OP to find out
Smoxxii 17
Took the words right out of my mouth...
Pixiemels 19
...who should also have paid it the first time as well?
MinnieBitch 5
What does Op mean?
RAFA_M 5
Her "friend".
howsthisforaname 34
Defiantly should be your friend.
joeyl1990 28
I'm only 2 years 11 months and 18 days late but OP means Original Poster.
expertsmilee 26
Them, whether with money or an extreme ass whoopin'
MilkyFilmz 26
Why not both?
Toasty283 8
*Mexican Music Playing*
shitsville 13
*and holding #38 up*
Sidhen 8
I guess your friend has to pay for another repair?
KiddoKS 19
At this point, I think the friend should spring for a new one. It sounds like op had to pay the first time, plus I wouldn't trust its reliability anymore.
JimmyRustle25 6
Bob Saget?
ThumbMeHarder 5
Friend won't pay for the repairs? Sorry, OP.
botanistjessica 24
An aside -- your puppy is so ******* cute, I want to squeal.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
Your friend should have to pay for the repair.
Wowxoxo 17
Yup, that's why there's a justice system.
happyhead123 16
Wow, he was that excited about your laptop being fixed? He must be a very caring friend.
anythingmustbe 18
Oh me me please me! Erm.... well I got nothing. Who is it?
pancake_viking 9
Maybe it could be Obama
SmittyKick 18
Aww you know it's love, when you're tackled for no reason
MsConfusedd 27
I don't know how your friend broke it before, but they probably didn't know it was in the backpack. Still it would be nice if they offered to pay for at least part of the damage
queerdragon 20
You don't tackle people. You just don't.
Keystonematt 9
why would you make an excuse for the jerk? who cares if he didn't know the laptop was in there? its very stupid, childish, and irresponsible to tackle someone who is carrying anything. judging by your comment I imagine you can relate to that kind of behavior.
fatraptorjesus13 9
He could've been more careful about it, but If the friend did it I'm assuming OP plays along in different circumstances. I do similar shit, but usually when they aren't carrying or near things that can break.
queerdragon 20
#62: I don't care what someone thinks is funny. I have been pushed into too many pools and had my phone destroyed to take "tackling" jokes and seeing them as funny.