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Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML


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On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Your luck is . . . ahem, shit.

I've been around a long time and I have been using men's rooms appropriately for many, many years, and I have NEVER seen anyone taking a dump in a urinal.

I'd say the odds of you seeing this in a chance encounter in a men's room are . . .

*lowers sunglasses*


#10 - On 07/01/2013 at 10:11am by perdix

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what the blue fuck did i just read?

#8 - On 07/01/2013 at 10:09am by njgohard

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