By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 22:52 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22

... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.

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CrissyyyS2 22

... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.

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Ambient25 24

Exactly! Or throw a brick at his car

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Fedezzer 20

Please. If she could in anyway beat him up she wouldn't have left without the purse.

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Ian7890 23

sure, solve this situation by committing crimes.

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yzzami 17

Exactly! Nothing says you're a jerk better than a kick between the legs

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tjv3 10

Call the police and press charges

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AestheticGuy 21

Exactly. What a retard kid. Probably one of those odd sociopathic kids. Just report him to the cops and they can kick his ass, kid needs some discipline.

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mackdeezy 22

Id say have a cop "invade his privacy" see how he likes it.

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Doritozilla 20

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A100893 30

Your ex is a thieving dick. Report his ass if he won't cooperate.

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deepunder 17

It's easier just to steal it back and never mention it. It's not like he'll file a report for a stolen purse. My friend got his iPhone stolen by his friend and when my friend went to his house he just took it back and left through a window, never to return.

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MzZombicidal 36

My foot would invade the privacy of his ass.

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godfathermock 19

Especially if its my sister's purse he stole.

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Neyuu 18

I feel like the fml community would make a really good army. "Kick his ass! Break his knees! Get the purse back!"

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YUNOFML 16

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leogachi 15

What was he doing with her sister's purse?

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MzZombicidal 36

"my NOW ex-boyfriend's closet"

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AshleyScruggs 14

isn't it funny how people will say, "I hope you mean EX- boyfriend/ girlfriend" when the OP complains about his/ her significant other but when he/ she says ex- boyfriend/ girlfriend in the post they get confused about why the OP would be doing something involving his/ her ex.

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badluckdawson 19

They were together before she found the purse when she found it he broke up with her

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graceinsheepwear 33

I'm just waiting for someone to say "ex-closet."

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PenguinBitch 43

Little did you know that he's a gender-confused individual who stole the purse to match his heels for Saturday night!

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TheDrifter 23

Her sister must have fabulous taste.

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leogachi 15

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leogachi 15

I understand that, but she should have just taken the purse back to her sister and confronted him later. That way the sister gets her stuff back.

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leogachi 15

How could she think it was an accident?

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CodeXana 9

#24 because the bonds you have with friends that you choose is much stronger usually than the bond you are forced to have with your family.

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