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Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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... So he didn't deny it. Get back in there, beat him up and take back your sisters purse.

#1 - On 06/30/2013 at 4:21am by CrissyyyS2

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Call the cops.

#2 - On 06/30/2013 at 4:22am by Voij

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