Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML
Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML
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Top comments
MsConfusedd 27
Your hot pockets are probably going to explode.
cottoncandymango 17
And to think that this is what our generation has come to...
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Comments (93)
simsgirlgem 25
Atleast you remember it op I don't even remember mine
ShadowRaptor 9
That's really sad...so much for self responsibility...
thatkidhesh 11
1. the 1970's called. they want you back.
MzZombicidal 36
That sounds like a real... *lowers sunglasses* pain in the app.
Californialuvv 7
You must be kidding..
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yes, this FML is just a joke. Ha ha ha.
cottoncandymango 17
And to think that this is what our generation has come to...
bostongirl77 5
“I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.”
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Ah damn..am I the only one who thought that quote was from Terminator? Haha.
GweedSincE84_fml 15
Haha @bostongirl I think that day has already come, just take a look at all these "YOLOers" and all these so called grown men in love with my little pony. Shit just makes me sad for our children but to each his own you know
Crystal55621 19
I would like your comment...but it has 69 likes. So I shall leave it.
migmit 11
Relax. Phone addicts have their phones unlocked all the time, which is why they don't remember PIN.
happylappy 21
Not necessarily true. Phone addicts are usually in their teens and 20's and those people usually text; sometimes we even send private pictures. I don't know about you but most of us have nosy parents or at least a nosy friend so a pass code is almost always needed.
happylappy 21
46: it's really not very hard to unlock a locked iPod or iPhone. So if someone steals apple products regularly they will know how to unlock it though iTunes.
tsent8 15
Happened to me too. Except it was a cheat from a game I used to play.
smiliecat 13
Left right left right up down right square circle triangle x. Old GTA VC money or weapons cheat. You're welcome.
RoboCunnilingus 23
It was the Contra code, wasn't it, #6?
ApollosMyth 22
No, I believe the Contra one was "Left Right Left Right Up Down Up Down Select Start"
Sinistra_Blue 12
red yellow blue, red red blue blue, red yellow blue. Rock band unlock all songs.
olpally 33
Seriously? Come on, op. use your brain. You should be able to tell the difference between a microwave and your smartphone. Dumb ass.
MilkyFilmz 26
Please read the fml again.
graceinsheepwear 34
7's comment, while not particularly clever, made sense with the FML.
olpally 33
I read it right. Shut up. It makes sense.
MilkyFilmz 26
Didn't need to be rude.
CrookedCook 14
#53, being rude for him is a necessity, it's what being an asshole is all about.
olpally 33
It's more like use common sense when thinking about what op is posting on fml for^^ thanks for calling me an asshole, appreciate that a ton. You don't know me and idk who the **** you are. I'm not stooping to your level.
porp1 4
Ok fine, then you're just a condescending douche who can't see the humor in a light situation.
MilkyFilmz 26
Dont you mean raising to our level, not stooping?
CrookedCook 14
#69 no need for the thanks. Btw, you don't need to stoop to my level, you were already at that level when you called OP a dumbass. while I agree it was a ydi moment, it was still just a moment. don't be such a prick.
Neyuu 18
Olpally, I think you need to see a doctor about that stick jammed up your ass.
MilkyFilmz 26
That comment reminded me of the bottle in ass fml.
olpally 33
A stick is not up my ass. I'm saying how I feel. Jesus. Stop being idiots. Lol. My god.
MilkyFilmz 26
We are idiots? This all started with YOU being an idiot.
MsConfusedd 27
Your hot pockets are probably going to explode.
badluckdawson 19
You mean death pockets
zolziski 11
I instinctively read "death pockets" in Jim Gaffigan's singing voice.
CharresBarkrey 16
Fluuush pocket
droidlover 14
Only use it when you have to.
cosmosis 12
What othe purpose is there for a microwave?
BeccaHugs 17
Wouldn't it suck if OP's pin is 9999. His popcorn would be REALLY well popped.
LeFrogDog 27
gives another meaning to well done
graceinsheepwear 34
gives another meaning to that smell will never come out.
Koppol 15
"This popcorn is on fire" -Alicia Keys
Neyuu 18
It's over 9000!
HisHarleyQuinn 14
Haha I once typed my phone PIN into the alarm pad at work. Classic.