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Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47555) - you deserved it (2549)

On 06/29/2013 at 5:55am - misc - by Angry and Confused - United States (Nevada)

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How could the police not believe you, the police have to help. Try asking for different officers to report this to.

#1 - On 06/29/2013 at 10:59am by priceyfml

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Looks like you've really been stripped naked.

#2 - On 06/29/2013 at 10:59am by EggsinaBasket

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