Today, the stalker flatmate who has been obsessed with me since I first moved into the flat two years ago, graduated. Apparently he told everyone we are an item, because his parents and relatives were smiling and taking pictures of me from their seats two rows ahead of mine at the ceremony. FML

by Trillian87 / 06/28/2013 at 6:28am / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous

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  • Either that, or the entire family is stalking you.

    #1 - On 06/28/2013 at 9:52am by laurenasabutton

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  • You should play along and not humiliate the poor devil in front of his family.

    A few years after the wedding, you should be able to leave in a way that keeps everyone's pride intact.

    #7 - On 06/28/2013 at 9:54am by perdix

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