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Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25303) - you deserved it (45970)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by authorx - Canada (Ontario)

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Singing in the car with the window open is a douche move anyways. Keep your window closed and then you won't have to worry about what others think.

#1 - On 06/27/2013 at 5:59am by Nordrag

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I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy...

POOF! Bag fries!

#2 - On 06/27/2013 at 6:00am by DocBastard

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