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Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Singing in the car with the window open is a douche move anyways. Keep your window closed and then you won't have to worry about what others think.
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy...
POOF! Bag fries!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015