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Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 4:49pm - misc - by MadMax - United States (New Hampshire)

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His tires don't really need that air..

#2 - On 06/27/2013 at 1:47am by Druu

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Can't you get his plate number? I'm sure if you get that, as well as take a picture of the situation, you'll be able to prove he is liable and make him pay for any damages.

#1 - On 06/27/2013 at 1:46am by JoeGrant

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