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By loveless - / Thursday 24 September 2009 04:30 / United States
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By  jchansfan  |  0

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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By  jchansfan  |  0

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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  redbluegreen  |  40

Dude, hush up. It's U[fucking]2! She should've been the butter to your toast and let you spread her.

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Yeah, Rach, split that open like you're slowly pulling apart a week-old grilled cheese sammich.

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  geekplaya  |  0

yeaa funnel cakes. i wanna buy you at a carnival and eat you with a fork and realized i just ate really crappy leftover hot dog buns recycled and mushed together with some dandruff on top

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  dhall30  |  8

As a certified grammar nazi I would like to inform you that you probably meant to say "your" instead of "you're". To clarify, this comment is directed at commenter number seven.

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  White667  |  0

I love this FML: Short, Sweet and to the point. Literally every guy is thinking "Jeeze, what a prude" and all the girls are "Well with an attitude like that.."

By  osnapp55  |  0

woot fifth. lol i am no troll. u2 sucks but just wait till u get to the consert ;•)

By  jonnymohio  |  2

Surprise her with a ring, if still no action, then you really are screwed.

By  Akber1223  |  0

who's U2? lol

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