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Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39703) - you deserved it (4798)

On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Oh no, he remembered alright

#2 - On 06/26/2013 at 3:35am by zingline89

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That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.

#1 - On 06/26/2013 at 3:35am by Mech1989

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