Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot my parents are coming over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42911) - you deserved it (5141)

On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Top comments

Oh no, he remembered alright

#2 - On 06/26/2013 at 3:35am by zingline89

See in context

That is insanely funny. Hopefully your parents are pretty easy going.

#1 - On 06/26/2013 at 3:35am by Mech1989

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: