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Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58860) - you deserved it (3575)

On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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perhaps they were buying you a gift and then driving to surprise you. or, you just suck.

#2 - On 06/24/2013 at 1:01pm by NavalAvaiations1

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You just got "It's A Small World" stuck in my head.

#4 - On 06/24/2013 at 1:02pm by BntyHntrSeattle

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