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Today, my wife made me moist cat food burgers as a prank. I didnt have the heart to tell her that they tasted better than the ones she usually makes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44037) - you deserved it (3574)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:05am - misc - by kittybad - United States

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Good guy husband.
You might have needed to arrange funeral plans if you said it.

#1 - On 06/23/2013 at 10:07am by friedpwnadge

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How the hell can she screw up burgers?

Meat. Salt. Pepper. Fire.

It isn't rocket surgery.

#3 - On 06/23/2013 at 10:08am by DocBastard

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