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Today, my dad invited our very cute neighbor inside to introduce him to me. I was wearing pajamas and hadn't showered in two days due to being extremely sick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44514) - you deserved it (4750)

On 06/22/2013 at 6:59pm - misc - by Selina - United States (Kentucky)

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he's seen you at your worst. it can only get better from here.

#3 - On 06/23/2013 at 4:01am by dinosxxrawr

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He might have enjoyed the pajama part for all you know.

#1 - On 06/23/2013 at 3:59am by SH4D0WS1N

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