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Today mah grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes!! I don't know what's worse: that she looks at mah turds or the fact that she actively comments on them!! mega FML


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On 06/22/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time

#1 - On 06/22/2013 at 5:25am by svalaedgren

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Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?

#5 - On 06/22/2013 at 5:27am by darwinism

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