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Today, my grandmother made a rule that every time we take a crap, she has to examine the turds to make sure they aren't big enough to clog up the pipes. I don't know what's worse: that she looks at my turds, or the fact that she actively comments on them. FML
Perhaps you should talk to her about how absolute gross that is. Toilet time is private time
Your grandma thinks you are so full of shit you would clog her pipes?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014