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Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49371) - you deserved it (4841)

On 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Is your mother a pimp?

#7 - On 06/21/2013 at 8:16pm by maskedman

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Here's where you cut the midsection off all of her shirts

#8 - On 06/21/2013 at 8:17pm by Joshwarrior

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