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Today, after cricket training, the homeless man that lives in the drain next to the nets threw a beer bottle full of piss at me for rejecting him for a date last week. I ducked; it sailed through my car’s open window and smashed all over the seats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46103) - you deserved it (4420)

On 06/21/2013 at 5:04am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

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I bet he really pissed you off.

#1 - On 06/21/2013 at 12:46pm by ColdplaySucks

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That's a great example of a win-lose situation

#2 - On 06/21/2013 at 12:46pm by igese

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