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Today, I returned home from a two-year trip overseas. My mom's first words as she greeted me at the arrivals terminal of the airport were, "Your father and I are getting a divorce." FML

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Man that sucks. Way too blunt. Sorry OP.

#1 - On 06/21/2013 at 6:35am by Pwn17

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Damn, my parents did that to me after I delivered my first child. It's one of those huge moment spoilers. I'm sorry they greeted you like that. Welcome home!

#4 - On 06/21/2013 at 6:39am by coried91

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