Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down his window and screamed insults and slurs at me before driving away. Why did I honk at him? He'd left his lunch on top of his car. FML
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Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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hotshot0185 15
You tried at least., now free subway for you.
ladylilly25 20
And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.
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Comments (60)
hotshot0185 15
You tried at least., now free subway for you.
Original_Outcast 23
Nothings better than a dirty sand-which in a parking lot right?
CharresBarkrey 15
All the Subways I've been to wrap the sandwiches in paper and put them in a bag. Don't think it would be that dirty.
RedPillSucks 31
Until it's run over by something.
hemz_fml 13
How'd he know what the honk was supposed to mean?
Lavitz Slambert 13
Might of had a bad day, still shouldn't lash out at you, maybe you should have rolled down your window and told him OP, FYL.
ironichalibut 24
If he was having a bad day, then lost his lunch because he had no tact, then he probably deserved the day he had. I don't see how this is so bad for the OP, unless he had some ¡Really! good swears.
ladylilly25 20
And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.
niallo 23
Nah. He's so stupid he'll probably think she took it.
nurchok 15
#3, just stupid? I'm sure he also felt hungry and I hope the pop and the sauce ended up all over his windshield. Assholes deserve it and karma will get them...
cuppycakeslove 20
Well now he's got no sandwich! Serves him right for being a douchebag.
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
Exactly! People are such arseholes nowadays. Whatever happened to being "nice". I guess the arsehole disease is spreading everywhere! Run!! Lol
A100893 30
You can't be nice in this world without some kind of retribution.
suboy 10
Not sure if you used that in the right context.
crudeandrudeguy 29
He didnt...
Lost_Ghost 8
Now we laugh at his incompetence. Sorry you took the blunt of it OP.
RedPillSucks 31
*brunt
WhiteCrimson 23
What a mook
katiesam199 11
All that rage at a honk. This guy was having a bad day and now he probably has no sandwich.
kim_larsa 5
He deserves it! Let him drive off.
lennelleong 33
He would have known your horning wasn't because of impatience but to alert him of something awry he was to notice if it went "Beep! Beep-beep-beep-beep, beeep BEEP!"
oceanbeauty 17
Is that morse code for "your sandwich is on your roof?"
bamagrl410 31
I think OP should've done more than just honk. In some places (like here) drivers can just be rude & impatient and honk the second they get a chance. Light literally just turned green and you aren't already through the intersection? Honk. They want your parking space but don't want to back up a little so you can get out? Honk. He may have though OP was just being impatient. Still no reason to shout and be rude like he was, but OP may have been able to shut him up by pointing to the food or saying something.