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Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down his window and screamed insults and slurs at me before driving away. Why did I honk at him? He'd left his lunch on top of his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (3438)

On 06/20/2013 at 10:17pm - misc - by just trying to be nice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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You tried at least., now free subway for you.

#1 - On 06/21/2013 at 3:25am by hotshot0185

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And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.

#3 - On 06/21/2013 at 3:27am by ladylilly25

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