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Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML


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On 06/20/2013 at 5:13pm - misc - by clop clop clopping all the way (man) - United States

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You know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

#3 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:23pm by tdudey123

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Wow that's stinks. The irony there is pretty great though. Hope the damages aren't too bad, OP.

#1 - On 06/20/2013 at 8:22pm by The_Mr_Troll

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