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Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two years and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39119) - you deserved it (5332)

On 06/19/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by RoyallyGrossedOut (woman) - United States

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If he still takes care of his teeth I don't see why it matters.

#10 - On 06/19/2013 at 10:05am by tralala453

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He still brushes his teeth right? he doesn't use breath mints to cover his breath for 6 months?

#4 - On 06/19/2013 at 10:01am by Psychicgirl17

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