Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
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Anonymous
United States
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
carolinagirl
United States
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
TotallyDoneDating
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Anonymous
Stars of CCTV
Today, my first kiss was caught by my mom's doorbell camera which links to her phone. She uploaded the video to Facebook, along with a soppy comment about her baby girl becoming all grown up. Most of my school has seen and commented on it already. FML
Thanks dicks
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
facebook
Australia
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
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Ctrl_H 18
You grew up so fast :'(
Screwie 25
Hehehe, it would be even funnier if OP got tagged in the post.
sig4life 18
It would be even better if both of them were tagged in the post.
hannahsnyder69 16
Alright, that's just creepy. It makes them look bad.
lennelleong 33
i agree. that's squicky. on the other hand, OP - be thankful that you've at least one other virgin hole to keep it inviolate only for yourself or save the best for the last! :)))
Redoxx_fml 22
Well are we counting ears too? Cause then that's three
green2go 14
5 if you count your nose
RedPillSucks 31
Don't forget the titty ****. Does that count???
vehementbitch 4
i also agree and on the other hand its quite embarassing.
Redoxx_fml 22
Oh Jiraiya...
hannahsnyder69 16
Family guy reference?
Redoxx_fml 22
Once you go black you go deaf
utohspaghettios 10
6 if you count bellybutton
Soniye 14
58- I thought it was "once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair". Lol! -white chicks
therealafroninga 10
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Redoxx_fml 22
Nah pics or it didn't happen
warturtle 14
Parents always find out everything.
Fuhkyoo 17
not true. my parents thought my brother and I pretended to smoke pot to be cool. little did they know....
omg36 7
Haha! Who thinks their kid "pretends" to do drugs??
andrew6p 19
Daughters exposed!
Redoxx_fml 22
Close the door next time?
rg350dx 29
OP puts the "****" back in FML
Redoxx_fml 22
FML= **** My Labia
rg350dx 29
Facebook My Lost (virginity)
cherries62212 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
did you at least have fun? if so... doesn't matter. had sex!
Redoxx_fml 22
And add to that "pics or it didn't happen"
Freethaawave 19
(She put a bag on my head..) STILL COUNTS!
christian_slate 16
They posted pics and a video, right? The joke is on them... They could have made A LOT of money...
MidnaLink 33
67 What the hell is WRONG with you?
saIty 17
They must have had a secret camera. Therefore, they recorded child **** which makes them sick bastards.
journeytotheend 16
Unless he/she is 30
TwiztedYuri 9
your sarcasm is bad. learn to use it correctly
saIty 17
Sorry I must have slept through my sarcasm class
doubleddun 9
I'd report them both on Facebook but that's so weird.
beneathitallxx 15
Talk to your about boundaries!
MissWhitneyB 17
Thats a very private moment to be posted on a very open website smh. Some people.