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Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38338) - you deserved it (24154)

On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You got hit by a truck and the first thing you did was try to flirt?

#3 - On 06/14/2013 at 5:59am by Ctrl_H

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You must look like you've been hit by a truck.

#2 - On 06/14/2013 at 5:59am by frip

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