Bridget Jones?
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Wolverhampton, United Kingdom
Forever single
Today, I found out that my family has a bet on how long I will be single for. FML
Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Place your own bet OP!
Jea2096 11
If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!
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Comments (37)
BubbleGrunge 18
Place your own bet OP!
ironichalibut 24
Place your own bet then conspire to secure your prize, you could win big!
Jea2096 11
If they are betting a long time go out and prove them wrong! If they are betting a short time stay low for awhile. Nothing better than proving your family wrong!
lilhellian 27
I would take the bet money and treat myself with it.
Bloodjoker 11
So what kinda odds are we talking? I got a good tip
lilhellian 27
Robbing a bank does not help.
tygerarmy 35
Get a friend on it and split the winnings with them.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
That's what I was thinking, even though you have no love life you can at least get some cash out of it.
Catkam623 27
This could be read either your a **** have a new boyfriend like every day and the bets a matter of hours or you could be forever alone and it's a matter of decades...
RedPillSucks 33
Is there a middle ground? forever a ****? slutty alone? Anyone? No? Sigh...
linstar 13
I'm guessing it's forever alone, seeing as OP's name is Bridget Jones?
lexi365 20
Can't you date without having sex? No? Just me? Okay. *hides under rock*
Zebediabolical 45
You can. But why would you?
Pwn17 25
Well, try and find someone. When you do, just show them to your family and punch the assholes who pay up because they thought it would take longer.
Pleonasm 36
I think the least you can do is let the FML community in on this good oppurtunity. OK PEOPLE I HAVE 20 BUCKS ON 5 MORE YEARS
Schiffy 18
I see your 20 and raise you 500 to add another 5 years.
Catkam623 27
I see your 500 raise 10000 on next 8 min. *turns and asks out op exactly 8 min later*
chuckcloninger 12
Betting a long or short times in general?
Enslaved 38
Nothing wrong with being picky about who you want to date. I'd rather be single than settle.
booboohoney 12
Unless OP is an "un-pickey" *****
RedPillSucks 33
There's only a 3 letter difference. I'll settle for the slutty single.
MGITSWFTC 17
It shouldn't matter what they think, date at your own pace and somebody will win a few dollars. It's a win-win scenario, except for whomever loses the bet!