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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44078) - you deserved it (7777)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States

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That is absolutely disgusting.

This one is almost as bad as the one where the dentist's snot falls into the OP's open mouth.

#2 - On 06/06/2013 at 1:31pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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"Spot me?" "Yeah, no sweat bro....-nevermind"

#7 - On 06/06/2013 at 1:34pm by UberNova

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