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Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51092) - you deserved it (4697)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

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That's cute..

#1 - On 06/05/2013 at 1:19pm by JessBassett

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Go into the bathroom and clean the toilet with his toothbrush then be like "this isn't what it looks like"

#7 - On 06/05/2013 at 1:21pm by permannator

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