Anonymous
United States
Soaking
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
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blahmina
United States
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
me
United States
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
ants9omarching
United States
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Furry
United Kingdom
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
mei-ah
Alanis Morissette reference
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
FriendsSuck
United States
Get Back
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
HiRveryone
Centre, United States
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
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Doxy 22
Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.
Welshite 39
Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.
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Welshite 39
Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.
SokDek 14
Maybe it was a convertible and she didn't know how to put the top up?
Enslaved 36
Rain doesn't just bring harmless water. It also brings mud. Next time it rains, and you enter your house, take a good look at the big mess in your foyer! Then break out the towels and mop. :P
BauerMegan 31
How does it not make sense? OP never specified what type of car it was. Could very well be a convertible.
greenfishbait 19
I think OP would mention if it was a convertible.
jameen 11
#46- hypothetically, if it was a convertible and the mother didn't know how to put the top up, she would still drive it home, thus the car would still be wet, so there was no reason for op to get out the car if your reasoning is true. Unless she was already at home...
crazytwinsmom 25
What?! I thought that the mom didn't want to take the car out into the rain to go pick up OP from somewhere like school.
jameen 11
I know my bad... I posted it then re-read the post and I couldn't delete the post
Bcfrmkc816 17
How does that not make sense? Go back to your lite weights if she can't get the top up the inside would be ruined therefore not wanting to get her car wet.
fareith 15
When my dad first bought his brand new supercar, he would not take it out at all, unless it was a bright sunny day. I ended up having to sleep over at friends houses many times because of it. Luckily, I have gotten my license since those dark times.
VampireBiter 7
Cars are indeed very allergic, it's all that acid rain, volatile stuff.
andrew6p 19
Op, seriously F*** your mom
fareith 15
96 - That's sounds slightly incestual.
UsernameAnxiety 14
She sounds like an interesting person to deal with.
killer6969 16
Time to use the granite maul you've been dying to try
mydadpulledout 17
I work at a car wash and know tons of people that wouldn't want their new car out in the rain before it got a good wash and protective coat put on it. Kind of a dick move but still.
Doxy 22
Well, next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.
BauerMegan 31
That's gold Doxy! GOLD!
Bcfrmkc816 17
Sure is. Glad someone said it
DDCA 24
Don't you know rain water will make it lose that new car smell!? Selfish kids these days...
InfamousRaider 15
Do not you know? That doesn't make sense.
hienzburgess 9
actually it does. Use you peabrain.
rocker_chick105 31
59- you're not on here often are you...
ShadowRaptor 9
Wait, but that smell is on the inside...
Wizardo 33
I bet she's gonna top it up on olive oil cos she won't let her car 'drink that cheap' stuff -.- Get serious mom.
MisterMuffinz 13
Well you wouldn't want it to shrivel up into a smart car, would you?
Cristoforo 17
The next time it rains, you know what to do
DjMonroe95 11
She rained on your parade -_-
JessicaZado 11
How does she plan on ever getting it washed? Sorry OP. Next time she needs a favor make up a dumb excuse like she did
NickaPLZ 26
I feel her pain. That new velvet exterior job they're doing now is some delicate shit.