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Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52749) - you deserved it (3146)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Well next time she asks you to wash her car tell her the same thing.

#3 - On 06/04/2013 at 1:57pm by Doxy

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Yeah, because it has an allergy to water. Come on, you should know better.

#1 - On 06/04/2013 at 1:55pm by Welshite

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