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Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed and "f you" was written on my windshield. FML


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On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

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That is terrible! If I were you, I'd call the police. That's what you get for being ethical. );

#1 - On 06/02/2013 at 6:33am by lenamartinovic

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I really hope you managed to keep a record of their number plate OP, that really really sucks and you do not deserve it at all :-(

#2 - On 06/02/2013 at 6:34am by Jeffo193

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