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Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43895) - you deserved it (3364)

On 06/01/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by WHOO HOO AIDS (woman) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

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Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........

#3 - On 06/01/2013 at 8:46pm by TrinityisLife

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whata lazy fuck

#1 - On 06/01/2013 at 8:45pm by whiteboy896

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