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Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15232) - you deserved it (37176)

On 05/19/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.

#3 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:09am by TydusArandor

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Your pretty hardcore.

#6 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:11am by amy397123

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