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Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43466) - you deserved it (5872)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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I can see this being made into a movie.

#1 - On 05/19/2013 at 6:38pm by williamcarter93

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I didn't choose the skate life, the skate life chose me.

#3 - On 05/19/2013 at 6:41pm by NeinKittenz

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