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Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43872) - you deserved it (25602)

On 05/19/2013 at 1:26am - misc - by Devin - United States

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Blow, man, blow! Always blow other wise you risk losing the marshmallow!

#6 - On 05/19/2013 at 5:47am by CaptTeemo

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YDI. Marshmallows are delicious after they catch fire and you should feel bad for not already knowing this, but the only way to put out the fire is to simply blow on it. It should be fairly obvious from the very start what would happen if you shook it.

#5 - On 05/19/2013 at 5:46am by NeatNit

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