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Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML


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On 05/18/2013 at 4:57am - misc - by Chelsea - Australia (Western Australia)

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My mother told me that she once had to walk home topless from the beach when her friend accidentally took all of her clothes.

#1 - On 05/18/2013 at 10:01am by Aratiti

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That's a nightmare. Yikes. At least people were kind enough to give you money for the train ride home.

#3 - On 05/18/2013 at 10:03am by olpally

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