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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47830) - you deserved it (3355)

On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

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Talk about being butt hurt.

#1 - On 05/17/2013 at 2:23pm by DDCA

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She'd get it. Even she has parents. :D

#4 - On 05/17/2013 at 2:24pm by Kuhu1993

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