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Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33956) - you deserved it (18428)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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Don't SCREW up next time.

#2 - On 05/14/2013 at 4:16pm by SoulAmeliorate

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I understand your situation, but if you didn't know how to do it you should've at least looked it up on the Internet or consulted someone besides him

#4 - On 05/14/2013 at 4:16pm by RoseBlack123

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