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Man or woman?

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35449) - you deserved it (12845)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:37pm - misc - by walmart: first time, last time (man) - United States

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YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.

#2 - On 05/12/2013 at 8:44pm by trippymane

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Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.

#3 - On 05/12/2013 at 8:45pm by yoimtrollin

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