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Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43357) - you deserved it (7226)

On 05/11/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Paranoid parents are the worst

#1 - On 05/11/2013 at 5:53am by sabrinaacrow

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Can somewhat understand the fear of your parents... I mean, if you were up to no good, then you soon might start making trouble in their neighbourhood.

#3 - On 05/11/2013 at 5:56am by Voij

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