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Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (5881)

On 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)

#5 - On 05/10/2013 at 9:04pm by fionasupercool

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Someone has some control issues

#2 - On 05/10/2013 at 9:03pm by Capt_Oblivious

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