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Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.
if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015