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Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39539) - you deserved it (14360)

On 05/08/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by Sebastian20 (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

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Best friends are like enemies except treat you a hell of a lot worse.

#2 - On 05/08/2013 at 9:59am by ZombieInConverse

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if your FML starts with 'after a night of heavy drinking', you know nobody's going to have sympathy for you.

#3 - On 05/08/2013 at 10:01am by Faff

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