Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
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Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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cocacola999 27
He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.
poopsi 19
Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..
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poopsi 19
Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..
feelingold 18
I've heard of falling for someone but this is f*cking ridiculous. Even if he'd caught you, I doubt love would have blossomed. Look in the mirror every morning and tell yourself: "my life is NOT a movie"
poopsi 19
No, my life actually is a movie. A movie about a forever alone nerd who spends her days on league of legends in a dark room. As for OP, I agree 100%.. That was just a silly idea to "fall" on him. :C
iammeorami 25
Gooooo league!!!!
cocacola999 27
He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.
Ambient25 24
He can't claim the Bystander Effect either
CrysisAverted 5
While he stepped over you did he mutter "see ya next Fall"?
Zen_Mei 17
#3 No but I bet he said 'stop trying so hard'
dinosxxrawr 22
no girl wants a man who doesn't help her up even after she falls. you deserve better.
imyy 20
See my reply to #5, below.
zahra_786 19
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He sounds like a jerk! if he wasn't even considerate enough to help you up it shows you deserve a lot better ! p.s. try to do something a little less crazy next time OP that wouldn't result in you landing on your face again! :p
imyy 20
Yes, he is such a jerk for not helping OP up after she purposefully (and probably very obviously) tripped in an attempt to fall into/onto him - especially since he could've been injured in the process. Are you serious? What did you expect him to do, run to help her up saying, "Are you OK? I saw you try to trip purposefully into me, do you wanna go out?" Seriously?!
happle 21
I agree, it seems kind of immature to use some ridiculous gimmick to get someone's attention. He probably saw right through it and that's why he didn't help her.
zahra_786 19
Lol, I didn't mean it in that way. I imagined him as being oblivious to the fact it was purposely done, and when he saw her on the ground he completely ignored her and didn't bother helping. It's like one of those scenes in a movie when a character drops all their books and people just trod all over them or something!
Pwib 14
Either way you just look clumsy.
feelingold 18
mackdeezy 22
2 things wrong here. Prince Charming here sounds anything but, and a lesson for you, never try stunts like that. They hardly pan out correctly.
cukiemunstaaaar 10
Yeah he's a real gentleman.
larsak 3
Honey try a different method. Next time just grab him and start kissing him and see what he does #experience
BellaBear90 27
Doesn't sound like a fantastic plan. I'd be pretty pissed off if someone just grabbed me and started kissing me. I'm sure that counts as sexual assault! Can you not just go with the age old advice of "be yourself"?? If they're attracted to you then brilliant. If not, move on.
rocker_chick105 31
I don't know what's worse, your stupid advice, or that you said "#experience" ...
da_directioner39 17
#Hashtags #still #don't #work #here. #Stop #using #them, #please.
Catkam623 27
@9 that only works in certain situations if you do it randomly he's probably going to be like get the **** off me freak. If you do it when he's extremely drunk or you guys have just won something it might work. Oh and for everyone calling him an asshole he doesn't have to like her and it was probably pretty obvious what he was doing.
CrissyyyS2 22
Must of been embarrassing huh? That probably would have worked if he was a gentleman and helped you gotten up. Good luck on the next guy you have a crush on.