Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
by Fatty Fatty Fatso / 05/04/2013 at 8:41pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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If you're not happy with that, it's time to take control of your life and start exercising and get healthy. Best of luck to you, Op.
#2 - On 05/05/2013 at 4:16am by Misswildsides
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Look at it as your jeans receiving special treatment, only half as many crammed into the washer.
#1 - On 05/05/2013 at 4:16am by TheDrifter
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