How can I put it…?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 677
You deserved it 4 609

Comments

Sure, there's nothing wrong with a hot mom until your best friend finds her hot, woos her, marries her, then gives you the awkward "you don't have to call me dad" speech... These things happen!

As long as she's not hotter than you .......

Well if anyone asks OP, "Baby, where’d you get your body from?" you can say-- "I got it from my mama I got it from my mama"

OP WE NEED NAMES ADDRESSES PHOTOS WTF IS WITH THIS LACK OF DETAIL??

Aaand the song is stuck in my head... Again

I think someone hacked 45's account... There's not a single period in that comment...............

This story is worthless without pic ;-)

I wonder how she would have reacted if you told her?

LuckBeNimble 19
darkenedone 27
perdix 29

Really, so where does she work? Be a good kid and I'll throw some nice swag your way if I agree with the assessment ;)

Well it's better than having an ugly mom.

I like how "BlowinChronic" commented on "lightingUp"'s post. It gave me a little stoner chuckle.

flockz 19

i like how "ElatedEarthling" became elated and chuckled at "BlowinChronic" commenting on "LightingUp's" post.

I like how trutous.. Aahhh I really cbf'd.

Can't be ****** sweetie Your welcome!