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Today, it's my wedding day. I have a cold sore that makes me look like The Joker. Make-up won't cover it and the emergency medicine my doctor gave me only irritates it more. My future husband asks, "Why so serious?" and laughs whenever he sees me. Fantastic. FML
Ask him if he wants to see a magic trick.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014